So, the first post…
Well, its 2:32 am, and i’m here, by my pc, watching Game Of Thrones and starting a blog. Fun. Just an average Friday, well Saturday now. I must admit, this is my first blog and I have absolutely no idea what im going to say.
Lets start off with a joke!
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”
Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”
“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.
Not funny? It is at 2:30 in the morning! You try think of a decent joke this late.
Ok, so in my quest to find out how to add pictures to this thing (the art of which still eludes me), i have come across a lovely article by one Mack Collier (strange name no?) entitled”how to write your first blog post”, which is probably going to be the template for the rest of this article. (here’s the link, follow it at own risk: http://www.mackcollier.com/how-to-write-your-first-blog-post/). So, following Mr.Mack’s advice, here goes…
Point one – Who are you?
Well there are many ways to answer that question. my initial response was “I AM THE DRAGONBORN”, but somehow I think that response wasn’t the one you were looking for. I am 17, a guy, and hail from Durban, South Africa, the best country in the world (sorry Americans). On many sites and forums I go by the name “BisCut77”, or something of the sort. I think pop music is shit, but would trade a kidney to go watch a Rise Against concert. Hobbies include rock climbing, paintball, and pc games (does the internet count as a hobbie?). I’m a Christian (don’t worry atheists, i wont try convert you or tell you you’re wrong), and have absolutely no opinion on gay marriage. I’m going to stop now because although i do love talking about myself, this is sounding more and more like i’m filling in a profile for a dating website.
Point two – Why are you blogging?
I think allot, and about many things. People don’t always want to hear others rambling thoughts, and so I have turned to the internet, so that one day these thoughts of mine might inspire like minded people to greatness. But mostly I’m blogging because its 3am and blogging seems like a good idea.
Point three – What you will be blogging about?
Well, this blog is just going to basically be my thoughts and opinions on whatever subject i happen to have an opinion on that week, or maybe if something has made world headlines ill give my thoughts. and hey who knows, maybe ill put some “How To” guides on how to make cool stuff or do cool things. Ill share links, photos(if i figure out how), and cool bands. Also, this will be a place where I can unload all the things I think are wrong in the world, where I can rant and bitch about things that piss me off. But lets focus on the happy things, the funny pictures and “How To” guides.
Point four – How can i leave feedback?
Obviously, Mr.Mack just loves E-mails and texts from randoms all over the world at all hours of the day. I however, do not. Feel free to comment on any article you want tho, comments are bad ass. But really the only thing i would implore readers to do is if you like a post, show a friend, get the blog out there. And if what I wright is crap, then GTFO my blog. If I start getting good comments on posts, I might start a twitter account, aren’t you lucky?
Ok, so this is the end of the first post. I’m going to try post about once a week, maybe more if i come across something cool to wright about. Thanks for reading! Hope you visit again. Im going to go get some much needed sleep.
(You know I think i’m going to like this “blogging” thing :)… )